Nothing says sexy like an audible entrance. Anywhere you go with dutch clogs, you are greeted with a dropped jaw and an attentive audience. Handpainted, your clogs will always impress with their raw authenticity, and when crowds gaze in cultural ignorance at your stylish footwear, you can tell them about their Netherlandish roots. Stylish AND international; an instant slay for any right minded man or woman. Wearing dutch clogs turns the average human being into a loaded gun filled with sex bullets.
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